This splendid example of Felis felis is categorised under the standard nomenclature of idle greedy bastard. However his brush presents well, indeed it displays excellent bushiness for the breed and in addition we project growth of 25cm over the next year, given a strict diet of offal and goose rendering. The mew is sonorous and well enunciated and the animal is capable of many variations including two-tone, squeaker, gutteral, prusten and of course the classic silent, which can be employed to devastating effect. Unfortunately its use of the rabbit-feet is still incorrect, with tiptoes being utilised over 75% of the time. The owner is of course encouraging correct use (using modern non-invasive techniques) and is confident that the full base of the foot will soon be in contact with the ground during perambulation.

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